I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We have started to decorate penises.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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