I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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