I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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