He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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