I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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