i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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