Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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