Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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