I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
