Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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