Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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