I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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