Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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