Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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