Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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