Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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