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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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