Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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