I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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