i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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