i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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