I will die if light touches me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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