Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
be right there i have to get my cape
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
