STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
