You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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