and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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