yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This is my gift to your gina
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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