So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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