So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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