Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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