We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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