Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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