Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
FUCK WHALES
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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