wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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