Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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