Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ttyl tear gas
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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