He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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