So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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