I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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