At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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