i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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