So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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