My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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