Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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