If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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