I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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