gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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