Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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