O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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