just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
3 2 1 whiskey
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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