your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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