Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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