Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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