Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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