He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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