Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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